Me: “i’m gonna shower in a minute”
5 MINUTES LATER
“k i’m gonna take a shower now”
Mom: “WAIT I HAVE TO SHIT”
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-comes home, exhausted- “you guys i’m gonna go take a bath”
Mom: “oh go ahead and use my bathroom, i just cleaned the tub”
Me: “k thanks mom” -farts around for 20 minutes while the water heater heats up- “k guys i’m gonna go now” -goes into bathroom and gets in tub-
FIVE FUCKING MINUTES LATER
Mom: -busts into bathroom- “omg i need to wash my face blablabla” -proceeds to talk nonstop- “oh i’ll be out in 2 mins” -bullshits for 10 minutes-
Me: “MOM IM NAKED, STRESSED OUT AND EXHAUSTED.”
Mom: “don’t be like that, wow”
Me: “YOU HAD 20 MINUTES TO WASH YOUR FACE WTF MOM”
I CANNOT BE NAKED AND ALONE = REASON 747285 I NEED TO MOVE OUT
DOGS ARE NOT GOOD BED BUDDIES
I love almost getting taken out by people who do not understand how to negotiate a double left turn lane, I promise. -___- asdfndofmsmfmdnmdnggq i can’t wait for this day to be over so i can get some uninterrupted sleep. My dog is adorable but she refuses to leave me alone…i go to bed at 9. At 10:30 she starts dreaming and kicking the shit out of me. 11:20, she wakes up and stares at me until I wake up. 1:30 she tries to ambush her own butt (loudly). 2:45 she starts loudly chewing on her tail. 3:15 she gets booted off the bed, by 4:00 she’s back and either licking the blanket or her crotch. At 4:40 irritated me wakes up and obnoxious dog proceeds to be obnoxious by getting underfoot and laying five feet away staring at me and crying. NFNALEKFKWODJGIEMFKFSKAKSDJDKDNFFI I HATE EVERYTHING TODAY XD
THING TO DO WHEN I BUY A HOUSE #2
PLAY LOUD MUSIC EARLY IN THE MORNING AND LATE AT NIGHT BECAUSE I CAN
Another fucking fight. Who’s the horrible one, really, if I’m always the one that ends up feeling it? Yes, I’m so terrible, my greatest flaw is I’m messy. Please explain to me how this has an effect on real life.
I’m beyond the end of my rope. I’m so sick and tired of this bullshit. He’s mommy’s little bitch, learned whose side he was on this time. Too afraid to stand up for himself. No matter. I told her I hope my deployment was a one way trip, so then I won’t be here to ruin holidays and birthdays and leave my backpack in the living room. I really don’t, but I was hoping it’d make her think. I’m going somewhere and I could die there. And she’s concerned with stupid little things that shouldn’t matter. Children don’t decide to go to war. I am not a fucking child, and it’a time she realized now is the part where you back the fuck off and let me live. You’d think with the amount of guys I dumped for this exact reason (being a little bitch, trying to get between my job and me, being possessive and clingy) she’d have realized that I am not mommy’s little brainwashed kid anymore. It’s a combination of little things, really. Every time she brings up some stupid story of a past I want to forget in front of a guy I’m trying to get closer to. Every time she tells me that no one would be on my side with this if they saw the “real” me. Every time she does something blatantly rude/stupid and I DARE to call her on it. Every time my dad tried to get her to go to marriage counseling and she refused because “there’s no way some shrink knows what’s going on”/”you’re all going to just team up on me.” My dad was recently diagnosed with MS, so their marriage issues are now forgotten and his condition is just another tool for her to guilt me with. While he’s joking about it (“I’m not drunk, I have MS”/”I found the cure! It’s rum!”), she’s using him. “Your father can’t take that, stop being so/such a ___!” I have a bad attitude, apparently, because I no longer believe the “mommy knows best” bullshit and because I want a life of my own. Oh, Dad has MS (which he’s handling like a boss) and can’t handle me telling you I’m sick of how you talk to me? Did you forget MY past? You don’t see anyone defending me with “oh she has anxiety issues and occasionally is depressed/suicidal, stop that.” Yes, I learned how to control the nerves and the thoughts and the attacks years ago. No, it will never be gone. But you don’t see me bringing it up unless I’m being pushed to the edge…
Ranty. Had to get this off my chest.
BROS
-defeats Alduin-
-Odahviing swears allegiance to me-
-gamer tearjerker moment- i love you man
i love your big red scaly ass
but you really need a breath mint bro
I’m really sick of wasting my time dealing with people that do me no good. That sounds selfish but I’m done draining my own energy trying to help people who refuse to change for the better or tolerating the bullshit I get from so many others. This is my life now, bitches. It’s sad that it took some guy to drive that point home. But that’s what happens when you end up with the package deal of adorableness/motivation/niceguy/badass after wasting your time trying to build a relationship with asshats that cannot comprehend the meaning of DO NOT GET BETWEEN ME AND MY JOB/I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER. I wish I could tell him how awesome he is without sounding clingy and retarded. X___x
That and I need to find my house. I’m nearly 20, preparing to go to fucking AFGHANISTAN and my mother still feels that she can make calls re: my job, my boyfriend, my life in general. “It would be a hardship to this family” if I switched to a night shift…BITCH I’M GOING SOMEWHERE I COULD DIE AND THAT IS THE THING YOU’RE CONCERNED ABOUT? Don’t get me wrong, I want to go. I’m a little nervous because I’ve never been out of country but it’s my job. It just pisses me off that an adjustment to my week is being handled as a fucking family crisis. -.-
